Did You Fall From Heaven? Cause make out with me.

I'm Aly, love music and writing. I want to be a chef. Loud noises bother me, cats are my fave and sometimes I snore when I sleep.

Similar to the idea of Where’s Waldo, a Tumblr page called Subtle Dildo is posting random, ordinary pictures with a special hidden object. Can you find the dildo?

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The one in the tophat killed me

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do-raymi:

Alright im done following my heart. Wheres the unfollow button.

excuse me?

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The moment you realise Mark Del Figgalo is the ten year old who pees his pants because of fear in Donnie Darko.

parzival221:

steadymobbing:

steadymobbing:

i asked my mom how she met my dad and she said at a college basketball game this guy got distracted and got hit by the ball and got a huge bloody nose and he came up to her after the game and said “i was distracted by you” with like blood all over his face and jersey

so i asked my dad and he said “my friend told me he’d give me 10 bucks if i asked a girl out with my broken nose and she said yes”

both stories are beautiful

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